I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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