The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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