I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Who died my cat blue again?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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