Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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