Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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