maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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