how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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