I only kidnapped one of them. chill
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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