it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
