I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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