I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
