it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Two words: blizzard sex
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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