I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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