speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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