Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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