i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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