Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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