Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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