I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i dont even know how to be here
He passed out mid-signature
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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