Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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