just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Randomize
