You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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