apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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