i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Is Oprah even human
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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