when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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