I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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