I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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