umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
