all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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