i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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