soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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