new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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