At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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