Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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