Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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