alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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