Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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