we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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