Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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