There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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