I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I have fence marks all over my body
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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