Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize