i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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