For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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