Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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