I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
