Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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