I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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