I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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