Plan B is the new Plan A
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
