We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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