My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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