I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize