this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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