That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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